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10.06.2025 09:38

Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
‘We’re right at the epicenter’ - Meduza
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
So they tried
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
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Still no good
Still no good.